A guy wearing a Vurt T-shirt was caught "touching" himself last week at a local Sonic Drive- thru. They have it on tape. The News happened to show this footage tonight, and well he's doing a lot more than "touching" himself. The reporter made a simple joke about per-'vurts' due to the unfortunate brand of shirt he was wearing. Unfortunate for the brand because Vurt will now forever have that footage attached to its name. They can't control who buys their clothing or what those people get caught doing... on tape.
The Westboro Baptist Church protests homosexuality at funerals. Military funerals, and more recently the funeral of a 9 year old girl who was killed during a shooting in Arizona. The group said she "was killed for [her] rebellion when God sent the shooter to deal with idolatrous America." Thats right they blamed God. Not only that, they slap God's name all over their protest signs. They say He HATES homosexuals.
At least all Vurt has to deal with is some guy masturbating on camera. God has whole populations wearing His name and speaking on His behalf.
Time to pick up my God T-shirt and wash off all the mud.
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